Saturday, January 21, 2012

News Round Up Shabbat Edition



So much news, my fingers just might become bloodied.  Here goes:

NYC, Boston Braced...
The Obamas are thinking of having a date there.

5 MILLION WATCH CNN DEBATE [6.2 MILLION MTV 'JERSEY SHORE']
And the winner is:


USA preparing to close embassy in Syria...
The rent is too Damn High

OBAMA ORDERS FREE BIRTH CONTROL FOR ALL...
of his girlfriends

France plans Napoleonland
Right next to EuroDisney

Scientists to Pause Research on Deadly Strain of Bird Flu...
They are ordered to take aspirin, plenty of fluids and bed rest.

Palestinian officials predict third intifada coming...
Any time now, just give them a moment, temper tantrum in 3, 2, 1...

Iran shuts down shops selling Barbie dolls...
Mullahs cannot find the designer dresses for their dolls.

Hoping that you enjoy your weekend!

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